The topic of this week’s one liners and puns is coffee jokes. The drink might come in all sorts of varieties, as espressos, lattes, cappuccinos and the like, but these come in one variety: neither original or that funny.

Wake up on the right side of the bed with our coffee puns and barista jokes. These funny coffee jokes, latte puns and espresso puns will kick-start your morning with enough energy to last all day ...

Coffee one liners might not hit you with the same jolt as caffeine, but they’ll certainly give you a morning chuckle. More Coffee “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.” – Unknown “I like big cups and I cannot lie.” – Unknown “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” – Alphonse Allais

Funny coffee jokes are a great way to break up the monotony of the workday or spend time with friends, family, and colleagues. Check out all our favorite humorous coffee jokes, one-liners, and puns!

Coffee Dad Jokes. Dads run on coffee and on jokes. We all know this, this is pretty much a law. And with that, you can assured there are plenty of epic Coffee Dad jokes. I may even go that far to say, coffee makes up 90% of any dad jokes of any topic really.

If you’re a barista, coffee aficionado, or a caffeine addict, you’ll love these funny jokes about coffee. And if not, then you can go brew a whole pot of decaf! The rest of us will be busy giggling at this list of hilarious caffeinated jokes, while drinking our favorite brews featured in these monthly coffee subscription boxes.

Following is our collection of funny Coffee jokes.There are some coffee brew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.

Best Coffee One Liners / Quotes 1st May 2017 A day without coffee is like... Just kidding. I have no idea. Coffee. Because adulting is hard. I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I'm going to be today. I like big cups and I cannot lie Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone" streak.

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